i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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