I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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