dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You are the jesus of drinking
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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