he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Randomize
