it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Randomize
