I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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