just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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