: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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