my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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