I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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