Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
can u get pink eye on your cock?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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