I looked at my own cervix.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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