did you get engaged???
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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