And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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