It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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