Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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