Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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