I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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