i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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