Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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