During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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