yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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