Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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