He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Randomize
