adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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