Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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