I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
We had sex on a dog bed..
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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