We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
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