and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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