There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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