Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
These tits shall not be calmed
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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