WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Pooping to opera.
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