you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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