You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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