Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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