it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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