Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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