OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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