what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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