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You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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