I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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