508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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