Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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