I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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