i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Naked Twister starts at high noon
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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