Only a mothe r could love this liver
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Randomize
