I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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