to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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