the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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