I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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