There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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